Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Black people

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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