Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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PEANIS!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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