How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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im at school

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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