- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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