Rebecca Black.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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