Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Women's rights.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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im gey

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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