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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Stop Spam Read Books

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why was the boy crying he had cancer

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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