- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A black man has a job.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Where's my tractor?

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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