- Anti Joke

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.