- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

angelosnyder is not gay

no

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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