- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

tims sty:)

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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