- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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