Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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<=3 penis

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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The NBA and womens sports

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Anti Joke

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