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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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