- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

The NBA and womens sports

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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