What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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