What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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My parents died!

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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