- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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