- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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