- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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