- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Women's Rights

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

refridgrator

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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