What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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the holocaust

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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