- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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