- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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