- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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