A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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