- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I have a gay camel

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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