How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Cool Brian

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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redtube

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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