- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did the fish say after he

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanker

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A French man gets into a fight

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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