- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

I have a gay camel

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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