- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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