- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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