Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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