- Anti Joke

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.