Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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You just read this ..

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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John Stamos.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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