- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Cool Brian

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What comes after 23? 24.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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People...

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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