- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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