Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Are you a tree

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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