Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

whats polish and black a polish black person

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a black man? A person

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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