ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

My name is Harry.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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