- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Chuck Norris Dies.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats white and sticky glue

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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