hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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