Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Wigan.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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womens rights

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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