A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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kaite is dumb that is true

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Netflix and chill

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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hi anti joke

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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