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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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