Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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