Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Your social life.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Christianity

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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