What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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