What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Wigan.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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womens rights

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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