- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Women's Rights

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

refridgrator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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