Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A Pakistani news reader.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

YOLO You only like Oreos

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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