- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Bacon is delcious.

Moo! I'm a goat!

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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