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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Are you a tree

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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