- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

The EPA.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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