- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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