How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Seven

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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bees knees

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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