- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

A black man has a job.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

kill yourself

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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