- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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