A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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