- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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