- Anti Joke

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably