Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

cancer

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Female rights.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What the hell are you doing?

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Obamacare

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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