What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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oooh look a banshee

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What does water smell like? water.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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