Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Mormons having fun.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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