Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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