- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

MOOOOOOOOOOO

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Yo momma so fat you have aids

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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