- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

The Barackness Monster

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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