Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Anti Joke

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