- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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