- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What can make you pee? Liquid

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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