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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Catholicism.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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