- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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