Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Christianity

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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